Three Thousand Years of Longing
Directed by George Miller.
Written by George Miller and Augusta Gore.
Based on “The Djinn in the Nightingale’s Eye” by A. S. Byatt.
I was in the theater with the love of my life a few months back and we saw an insane trailer with Idris Elba, Tilda Swinton, and a bunch of incoherent noise and imagery. To my surprise, Kayla leans over and says “I think I might wanna see that one”. It was surprising because Kayla’s not usually one for the weird movies. Having a higher tolerance for weirdness than she does, I was like “bet”.
Fast forward to now, and I’ve seen Three Stacks Years of Longing, and she hasn’t because she changed her mind. But oh well, I got a podcast episode out of it. But since you probably don’t listen to my podcast, I’ll give you my thoughts here. It’s…fine?
Three Racks Years of Longing is the story of a lonely white lady named Alithea who spends her days giving presentations about mythology and all that (pay attention, that’ll come back later), but also sees things that other people can’t see? I don’t remember if they explain that. Anyway, she buys somethin’ dusty but pretty and when she takes it home and cleans it, out comes giant Idris Elba, the Djinn.
The Djinn is great, and not just because Idris gives a great performance, which he does. The Djinn just wants to give Alithea three wishes and keep it pushin’, but ol’ girl isn’t rockin’ with it. She’s a bit suspicious. Which makes sense, you know? If a giant Stringer Bell popped up in my spot I might be cautious too.
So now Ali and the Djinn are in a really polite standoff. He’s bringing her snacks and stuff but simultaneously trying to get her to trust him. He’s just tryin’ to get these wishes off, but she’s too worried about how wishes usually go badly in stories like this. Clever girl.
So boom. Story time. Ali and Dj (I’ma call him DJ) are the frame narrative for the stories he tells her, which make up a lot of the runtime. It’s a story about stories. Also, remember what I said about Ali being into mythology? Stories are a big part of her life, so when she hears DJ tell his life stories, she’s able to pick apart the elements that make it seem like wishing isn’t a great idea after all, much to his annoyance. That was a cool bit of character depth for her. I dig it.
The stories themselves are pretty hit or miss for me. They each have their moments (for the most part), but I don’t think I really love any of the stories that DJ tells. That might be why the movie doesn’t hit for me like it does for everyone I saw it with. And I had the same issues with the last George Miller movie I saw.
I know everyone in the world loves Mad Max: Fury Road, but it just doesn’t do it for me. I know there are some great visuals and action, but it feels very “style over substance” for me. And I wouldn’t say that about Three Bands Years of Longing, but I will say that the style hits in a way that the substance doesn’t. If it weren’t for the stunning visuals in this movie (Georgie Millz has a knack for those), I would have been bored outta my mind.
But man, those visuals. The colors, the backgrounds, the creatures, the smoke! They made smoke look awesome. There are so many beautiful shots and visual elements in this movie that I almost really enjoyed myself watching it. More often than not, there’s something on the screen that will spark interest or raise questions. I just found myself wishing I was watching a movie about some of the more interesting looking characters instead of some of the characters we followed in the stories.
Three Thousand Years of Longing isn’t exactly my cup o’ tea, but I can definitely see its artistic merit and all that. Something about it just doesn’t connect with me. The reason this review took so long to come out is because I was trying to find the enthusiasm to actually finish it. I’ve sat down to write this like three times. Anyway, if you like G. Millie’s movies like Mad Max: Fury Road, you’ll probably enjoy yourself. I don’t know if there’s any correlation between this one and Happy Feet.
tl;dr: The story left me feeling a little disinterested here and there, but the visuals were stunning throughout, and Idris and Tilda killed it as expected.
Rating: 6.5 out of 10